Fred and I text each other a lot. Here is one such series:
Me: Did I receive a text yesterday indicating that Derf the Wizard has been slain?
Fred: So there we were. In the forest when we heard a growl that smelled of brimstone. (That's right, we heard the smell.)
Me: Oooo. Word picture time!
Fred: Surrounded by thirty hell hounds. Derf alone was going to save the day with his magic. (As the rest of the group relies heavily upon Derf.)
Fred: Little did Derf know that the hell hound was a physical embodiment of Asmodeus the evil one.
Me: Oh snap!
Fred: The battle was vicious and long, it threatened to sunder the very fiber of the universe.
Fred: Alas Derf realized that he must sacrifice himself to save the universe. In the ultimate sacrifice he allowed himself to die to save the universe.
Me: Will Patrick Stewart be playing Derf in the movie?
Me: Or will it be Wil Wheaton?
Not Fred Or Me: Just stole Fred's phone. It was a surprise attack and Pat got him with in one roll. It was fantastic. Then I moved in and killed it in one move, cause I'm awesome.
Fred: Yeah...That's pretty much what happened.